STRIVING TO BE THE BEST CURMUDGEON I CAN BE.
• I was originally trained as a chemist at a liberal arts college. I never fully recovered. • After earning my doctorate, I changed careers, adopting a profession that is second only to tax law in Byzantine complexity and mind-numbing tedium - intellectual property law. • I have a wife, two kids, a dog, and bad knees. • I like to write, and thrive on external validation.